New product for sales

It's a pleasure to announce that XPTO Inc is selling from today on a new tech Jacuzzi to whom cannot afford a real one or is running out of space at home.

This Jacuzzi was tested with my new secretary. Don't you like the idea?

Prices:
1999.99 delivered at home
99.99/minute for rental purposes
199.99/minute with model included

I am selling my dog

.... I mean... I am donating my dog....

HOT Paris

Paris is hot... hot Paris!!!

Don't you agree??

My new secretary

This is my new secretary...

She's going to help me post this blog!!! Eh, eh!!!

Mundi Map according to USA

Translation:

Puxa-sacos: Country that say "YES" to all the americans pronounce

Café sexo drogas: Coffee sex drugs

Gelo - Ice

Estado S2: Second estate

Vinho, perfume, espaguetti: Wine, parfum, spagetti

Bêbados derrotados: drunk loosers

Petróleo e guerra: oil and war

Área vazia: Empty area

Diamantes: Diamonds

Fábrica da Nike: Nike's factory

Fábrica da Microsoft: Microsoft's factory

Ilha grande: Big island

Não venham aqui: Don't come here (Vietnam)

Área radioativa: Radioactive area

DOES IT MATCH??